becauseiamawoman:

Its official! It is finally the holiday season! Everyone who knows me knows that I am a crazy Christmas fan, (I actually set up my tree the first weekend of November), and I’m pumped to get into the hardcore festivities! However, I know that buying gifts for others is always really hard. If you’re up for it, you can always make a beautiful present that will be appreciated for years to come, but we’re just all not that crafty. If you’re in the market for a gift, might I suggest asex toy? Call me inappropriate, but I give out sex toys, condoms, and lube as gifts all the time! If you’re in the market, here my personal picks for this holiday season! Happy hunting!

For your partner(s): I always find my partner to be the most difficult person in my life to shop for. However, a sex toy (especially a couple friendly one) is a great gift that we can often both enjoy. There are two main kinds of toys that work best for my partner and I: couples toys, and sexy gift-type toys. Here are one of each kind that would be great for your special someone!

1. The We Vibe II:  This toy is an awesome and versatile toy that I strongly believe could work for any person in any kind of relationship. It is eco-friendly (made of silicone, and is rechargeable). It is fairly strong, fairly quiet, and easily the most handy toy you will have in your arsenal. Since it bends, it can be worn internally during p-v sex or masturbation providing g-spot, clitoral, and shaft stimulation (if your partner has a penis). It can also be bended to fit like a cock ring. There are so many options!

2. Knead Me Massage Set: Jimmy Jane really hit the ball out of the park with this one. This set again is perfect for couples- it really does take two people to use this gift (or who will massage you!?) The first part is a massage oil candle. You light it, let it sit for a couple of minutes and then pour it on to whatever part of the body you wish to massage. The oil doesn’t get overly hot and the side of the candle has a little spout to make sure there is no mess. The second part is a ceramic massager that feels super good with the massage oil. It also comes in a cute box that makes it look super fancy!

Fore Everyone Else; General Holiday-Themed Toys: If you’re completly lost for a gift and you’re going the sex toy route here are a couple of fun toys that are actually Christmas themed. For some reason, I haven’t been able to track down any for other holidays, so forgive the one-sided view. Click through the pictures to find out more about the toys!

 1.The Holiday Ball Santa Duckie: The Duckie vibrators are cute whimsical and surprisingly strong vibrators. They’re water proof and discreet, you could even bring these in the shower with you! The holiday ones, (one comes in santa, the other in gold), both come in ornaments, which makes them perfect for your tree! This would be a great gift for a friend, partner, or even for yourself! 

2. Candy Cane Glass Wand: This is a glass wand meant for insertion and g-spot stimulation. Not only is this super festive, but because of the material it is also one of the safest toys out there. It is very easy to clean and disinfect after a night of fun. Glass also means you can heat it up or cool it down to try different sorts of sensations. 

3. Seduction Holiday Edition: The Evolved Novelties line of toys are generally really incredible basic vibes. This one is made of silicone, waterproof, multispeed, and powerful! Everything you might want in a gift for yourself or a friend. On top of all of this, it comes in a nice tin with a ribbon on it! The red color is very festive, and with its beautiful package, it is a great option to gift or keep for yourself!

Happy Holidays!

I actually reviewed the Candy Cane Glass Wand a couple years ago. And I’ve got the We-Vibe 3 charging right now, which has a wireless charger and is 40% more powerful than the previous models. I haven’t checked it out yet. It has to charge initially for 24 hours. Playing the waiting game…